Educating the Next Generation of Degenerate Traders

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*Not financial advice. DYOR. May cause severe FOMO and chronic diamond hands.
Master the art of hyping coins to astronomical heights.
Learn to grasp your bags with diamond hands through any market.
Craft viral memes that pump your favorite shitcoins.

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Dean of Exit Strategies
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Lecturer in YOLO Finance
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Professor of Market Manipulation
Experience the thrill of losing money at any hour!
Weekly contests to create the dankest crypto memes.
Celebrate being broke with fellow HODLers.